Cindy Sheehan (D-Absolute Moral Authority)

Cindy Sheehan is running for the Senate, against Nancy Pelosi.

You see, that's one of the problems with winning. When you win, as the Democrats have done, and when you furthermore believe that it was your destiny to win, it's very easy to simply write off your opponents as irrelevant, and cease to be united against them.

Once you have the power, your internal differences become more magnified...

...and you begin to self-destruct.

So now, Cindy Sheehan, upon whom the media hath bestowed absolute moral authority, takes on the evil, warmongering DEMOCRAT establishment.

This is so excitingly delicious that I can hardly contain myself. DailyKos, the representative underground netroots of liberalism, has already evicted Cindy for her threats.

Can the mainstream media be far behind?