I found cheap gas!

See! Look! If we just have policies like France, we'll have cheap gas! Wait, no, that's not right... well, maybe if we were more like Germany! No, I guess not. Well, maybe if we were more like Iran. And Venezuela! Yes! Let's pressure the evil Bush Administration to... get rid of all of the... corporate... environmental regulations so... we can make as much... as we need...

Oh, never mind.